subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
I’m alive, but haven’t lived.
I’m awake, but haven’t woken.
I’m lonely, but haven’t been alone.
I’m dreaming, but havent dreamt.
I’m dead, but haven’t died.
I’m myself, but haven’t been me.
i told my mom i was gonna exercise and she laughed at me
This guy wins at life.
it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it
It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything
It’s funny how you assumed it was a feminist.it’s funny how you guys cant see a harmless comment on a post without bringing sexism into it and getting offended over nothing
its funny how you can see the guy’s reflection in the glass
when u try to make a selfie gif but ur kitten will not stand you not paying attention to him for .2 seconds
Jenna is bae
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*